Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
