no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I wear drunk well.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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