Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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