none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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