We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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