Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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