okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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