that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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