Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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