dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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