Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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