I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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