But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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