I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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