before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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