awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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