I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Shame - the story of my life.
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