her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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