You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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