is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
where are my eyebrows?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
