yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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