Don't you send me to vm
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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