Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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