Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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