please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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