After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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