I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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