i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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