no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
vagina is talking i cant
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Randomize