yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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