We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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