Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
