i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So squirting runs in the family.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
