She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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