its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
