I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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