Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
nutella sex= disaster
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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