Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I want her autograph on my taint
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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