You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
