i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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