She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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