butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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