Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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