I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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