two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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