How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
