You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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