But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
