Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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