it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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