Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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