Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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