See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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