but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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