Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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