This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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