grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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